Contrails and Black Helicopters

I was listening to Idaho Talks Back Live this morning and was hoping to hear something good. This was open phones Friday and the talk is on any subject so I had my fingers crossed. I was surprised when every caller mentioned something about the contrails in the sky. It seems these are part of a government conspiracy to either control the weather or our minds. It seems that the government has a fleet of secretly modified jet aircraft that can either spray mind control chemicals or drop aluminum oxide to make clouds that can cause rain, global warming or increase the rates of skin and other cancers. Who knew that our government which can't control the economy or devise a plan to defeat Al Qaeda and capture Osama bin Laden could do this and keep it secret. Of course this is all part of a bigger plan by the United Nations to institute a World Government. This is so patantly absurd that I can hardly keep from laughing myself silly, but then again there was a large black SUV that followed me and now there is a black helicopter hovering over the backyard.